I have developed two proposals to tackle voter apathy: one which may appeal to those who support the right to cast an informal ballot, and one for those who want to scream "fuck you, vote you idiot" whenever they meet a non-voter.
Other stuff (either old, not as new, or just not worthy of being the first thing on the page)
Stuff to watch
The Main Character Is About To Die
(14 November 2015)
The Main Character is about to die, hence the title. For some reason I gave it the alternative title, "The Tree Fixers".
Why is the Dictionary in English?
Episode 1 - Genie
(6 October 2014)
A hero descends from the heavens to save the world. But he doesn't. (There will never be a second episode; I knew that even when I wrote "episode 1")
Stuff to read
Ten Tricks To Learn Ten Languages (28 January 2016)
Seinfeld Rewritten: "The Glasses" (27 July 2015)
Neighbours: My pitch to the producers (01 July 2015)