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I've heard some people say that they don't want to die in their sleep. Instead, they want to experience death. But that's stupid. Anything gained from the experience will be lost instantly. If you find out you’re going to die, don’t go about crossing things off your bucket list. Kill yourself now. You won’t be able to look back fondly on your last few days. And reminding yourself about how enjoyable life is will only make it sadder for you as your heart slows and vision fades

The only reason for doing anything is so that you can remember it. We are nothing but our thoughts. But our memories a shit. So wherevere you are, be it a concert, a poetry slam, a political rally, a sheep herding contest, an art galley, a stand up show, a museum, a court house, or even a war zone, get out your phone and film the whole thing.

You need to record it, or else it might be lost forever. Don’t be an arsehole who thinks your memory is so good you require no help from technology. When we all start uploading our consciousness to computers, you will be ostracised. Maybe. I didn't really think that last point through.

And I will laugh when you suffer from dementia. And I’ll laugh over and over because you’re not going to remember that I've already laughed at you.





AlexCusley
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